> TL;DR: We don’t track you. We don’t care what you ate for breakfast. We don’t want to sell you socks.
No Analytics, No Ads, No Pixel Sorcery
This website doesn’t use Google Analytics, Facebook Pixels, TikTok spyware, or any other third-party surveillance trash.
We don’t embed external iframes, load fonts from tracking CDNs, or let marketing SDKs sniff around your business.
What We Do Use (Bare Minimum)
We might store a tiny technical cookie or use localStorage for:
> remembering a country prefix in a contact form
> improving UX when switching between sections
That’s it. No profiling, no consent banners, no shady behaviour.
GDPR Compliance (for real, not fake)
This site falls under “technical cookies only” use. That means: No banner is required under EU law.
No opt-in/opt-out because there’s nothing to opt into or out of.
We respect your digital dignity. Because we have some ourselves.
Contacts
Questions? Legal threats? Existential crises?
Reach out via the Contact page. We’ll read it. Maybe.